Hot Mess

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Hot Mess

noun

a person or thing that is spectacularly unsuccessful or disordered, especially one that is a source of peculiar fascination.

"this album is definitely a hot mess"

Includes early demo versions of each track - some of which date back to 2005!

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released March 16, 2018

Christelle Davis - Vocals on Fertiliza, Everything is Amazing and Get Naked
Phil Freestone - Guitar on Fertiliza
Leela Belle - Cooing on Leela Belle (duh)
Written, performed and produced by Glen Lloyd
Photo by ​Angus Leung

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Track Name: Not Today
When did we grow up?
When did we get so mother fuckin old?
Where did the time go?
So many good years have come and then they're gone

And there are many more to come
Yeah we will have us a great great time
What if the best years are behind us?
What if we're too slow to keep up?

Maybe it's true what they say
That times just flies away
You wake up old and grey
And then you pass away
But baby not today

Oh no we couldn't ask for more
No we got nothing to complain about
I got my baby yeah
I wouldn't change a tiny little thing

Maybe our lives have just begun
Maybe the future's really really fun
Maybe we gotta change our minds
This is the first day of the rest of our lives

Ooh yeah it's true what they say
That times just flies away
You wake up old and grey
And then you pass away
But fuck that not today
Track Name: EVERYTHING IS AMAZING
I can jump on a plane today
and then tomorrow I will be a thousand miles away

For just one dollar I can supersize
Even though I know my stomach's not as big as my eyes

If I don't the like the way my nose sits on my face
I can call up a professional and get it replaced

I can drive anywhere in my four by four
That's how I roll baby, door to door

EVERYTHING IS AMAZING

I can eat a piece of meat on every day of the week
I don't even need to kill it, it just shows up on my plate

I can forget about the misery across the seas
While I'm sitting on my couch binge watching tv

In my phone I can fit a thousand years of facts
But I only really use it for the videos of cats

I can kill my enemies by remote control
Then zoom in on their bodies with an HD drone

EVERYTHING IS AMAZING
Track Name: FERTILIZA
There’s no need to get undressed
The power I possess can penetrate you through your dress
And there’s no use for contraception
My boys are way too strong when they emerge from my schlong

I don’t need no erection
All I got to do is look in your general direction
POW - And now you’re carrying my child
You never authorized and I apologize
But you can use this song as a lullaby

Oooh baby I'm your fertiliza
Oooh baby gonna get behind ya
And step inside ya
Ooh sorry if I did surprise ya
But you know baby I'm your fertiliza

I came to see your show cos I’m a real JUNK! lover
Little did I know that I’m about to be a mother
You played two songs and I started to feel it
Twenty minutes later I gave birth to an infant

But wait what’s that? I could hear some more
There’s 25 babies dancing on the dance floor
You didn’t even need to put yourself inside me
But boy I really love it when you fertilize me

Oooh baby I'm your fertiliza
Ooh gonna plant my seed inside ya
And make you larger
Ooh baby let me colonize ya
Cos you know baby I’m your fertiliza
Track Name: Another Friday Night
Yeah I got red eyes, shit rhymes
No muscles, so It's no surprise that I got
No date, but three mates
Who step all over me to get to the bar

So I drink and I drink and I drink and I drink
And I think I might throw up
And now the twenty five dollars that I earned this week
Are down the drain

It's just another Friday night

I hate the DJ
I hate the cover band
I hate the Barbie dolls
I hate the Peter Pans
I hate the bar guy
I hate security
I gotta ask myself "what am I doing here?"

So I drink and I drink and I drink and I think
That I'll eat a lamb kebab
Because there ain't no pussy in a mile around that wants to talk to a scumbag
On a Friday night

It's just another Friday night

Never talk to the girls
Never dance on the floor
Only drink shit beer in my second hand clothes
Wanna get laid, get paid
And finger ladies in the back of my car
But I don't know nothin' 'bout a one night stand
'Cos I ain't got the balls to try
So I just cut my losses and get into a cab
And then I get myself very high
Another Friday night

It's just another Friday night
Track Name: stop biting your nails
Glen
Stop biting your nails
And don't drink too much
Track Name: Forbidden Girl
I don't think I'm evil
I can't help the way I feel
Every time we cross paths

I don't think that I'm bad
When you're looking my way
And my blood runs so fast

I'm not making moves
Or suggesting that we
Should go back to your place

I'm just enjoying your scent
And getting lost in your smile
But nothing I would regret

Cos your my forbidden girl

I may be out of the game
That doesn't mean that I'm dead
From my hips to my toes

If I'm cut do I not bleed
I'm just a red-blooded man
Not something I can control

I know all the rules
I can look but not touch
But sometimes I look too much

I don't mean no disrespect
Although I have to confess
I'm fuckin loving that dress

Yeah you're my forbidden girl

But if you could read my thoughts
Well then there'd be in trouble
Because
Sometimes my mind goes wandering
To a place where we can never be

Maybe it's all in my mind
But there's a tension I can feel
I don't know if it's real

And now matter how hard I try
To mask my secret desires
I can't deny the appeal
Of my forbidden girl
Track Name: LEAVE IT ALONE
This song goes out to the
People who can't live without their phone
I know it's really useful, but can you leave it alone?

Just for
A second so that you and I connect
Without you looking down every chance that you get

I see you scrolling through your feeds like they're keeping you alive
Not productive or creative, just spending all your time

Uh-oh, your battery is dead so now your world is gonna end
Because of all the fuckin selfies you were tryin to send

You don't gotta share this moment with your friends
Just let it be a memory that lives inside your head

This is the here and now, enjoy it while it lasts
Cos pretty soon this present is gonna be your past

RHYTHM OF YOUR LIFE

Back in my day, you just rolled the dice
You couldn't check the photos of the food on Openrice
You just ate

But now you blog about your food
While everybody else is blogging 'bout their food too

Never somewhere new because they don't have the reviews
Only 5 stars is ever good enough for you

You stopped being adventurous, not wanting to explore
Now everywhere you go everybody's been before

RHYTHM OF YOUR LIFE

You are addicted to the unrestricted flow of information
But you gotta pay attention where you're stepping to avoid collision

with another person who is also on their phone
Might have been a new friend, but you will never ever know

Cos you missed the chance you had for meaningful interactivity
Instead you got your head down looking at a fuckin tiny screen

A smile or a wave could have led to a kiss
But you just walked on by like this

RHYTHM OF YOUR LIFE

If you're ever feeling overwhelmed by all the background noise
It's probably notifications comin out all of your toys

So put it back into your pocket and stop playing candy crush
Or I'll throw it in the toilet then I'm gonna press flushhhhhhhhhh

Put your phone down fucker put your phone down
We don't need to know the answer to your question
Put your phone down fucker put your phone down
We were in the middle of a conversation

Put your phone down fucker put your phone down
And pay attention to what's happenin in front of you
Put your phone down fucker put your phone down
Use your own two eyes you get a better view

I see the wind through the trees and the ants on the ground
I see the ripples on the water as the rain comes down
I see the sun through the window and the curtains in the breeze
It don't matter what it is, it sure is better than a screen
Track Name: Leela Belle
Good morning Leela Belle
How are you today?
Are you a ray of sunshine?
Or a cloud that's full of rain?

I kiss your milky cheeks
And stroke your fuzzy ears
I make a funny face
To stop those big fat tears

Can I have one magic smile
And just play here for a while

How did I get so lucky
How did I get so blessed
I don't know many babies
But I think that you're the best

Every day you make me laugh
My heart wants to explode
With the love and the joy and pride all these feelings I've never felt before

They told me you'll grow fast
I didn't pay much mind
But you've learned so many tricks
Now I see that they were right

I love the way you are
I don't want you to change
But every change you make
Makes me fall in love again

My gorgeous Leela Belle
Track Name: GET NAKED
Stretch marks
Muffin top
Pimple scars
Liver spots
Love handles
Hairy legs
Lazy eye
Whatever man

Bald head
Double chin
No neck
Freckled skin
Buck tooth
Trunk junk
Hair lip
Don't give a fuck

Brown black
yellow white
short tall
overbite
Pot belly
Wheelchair
Snail trail
I don't care

Red hair
black hair
brown hair
blonde
You're beautiful inside
so just get naked

Trench coat
TAKE IT OFF
Sweat pants
TAKE IT OFF
Tracksuit
TAKE IT OFF
Turtleneck
TAKE IT OFF
Bow tie
TAKE IT OFF
Cummerbund
TAKE IT OFF
Top hat
TAKE IT OFF
Toupe
TAKE IT OFF

Swimsuit
TAKE IT OFF
Miniskirt
TAKE IT OFF
Sun dress
TAKE IT OFF
Pantyhose
TAKE IT OFF
High heels
TAKE IT OFF
Cardigan
TAKE IT OFF
Petticoat
TAKE IT OFF
Moccasins
TAKE IT OFF

Underwear
TAKE IT OFF
Lingerie
TAKE IT OFF
You show me yours
and I'll show you mine

don't be ashamed
everybody's the same

First date
Interview
Birthday
Funeral

Treadmill
Court case
Aeroplane
Outer space

Skydive
Cinema
Office party
Bar mitzvah

M.T.R.
Lan - Kwai - Fong
Life is just more fun
when you get naked
Track Name: Turn Around
The midnight drive to safety beach
With the crashing waves and howling wind
Smoking spliffs and drinking Moonshine
Watch bad movies on VHS

Too much time thinking bout the past
Nostalgia's got me looking back
Gotta turn around, live for today

Showers fall on the iron roof
Cotton palm drips outside my room
Sammy's paws across the floorboards
Watch Hey Hey by the open fire

Too much time thinking bout the past
Nostalgia's got me looking back
Gotta turn around, live for today

Fishtank bubbles beside my bed
Movie posters on the wall
So many shades of green and purple
And the UV light makes the stars shine bright

Too much time thinking bout the past
Nostalgia's got me looking back
Gotta turn around, live for today
Track Name: See You
And now we hug and it's time to watch you walk away
But then I know we'll be partying again one day
I can't wait

Hard to imagine this place without a you in it
Now that you're gone this whole town has just turned into shit
I'm so bored

Sometimes it feels like 10 years since the first time we met
But thinking 'bout it I know it's far shorter than that
Not that long

I wonder where in in the world I'll see your face again
It doesn't matter cos I know that we will still be friends
Anywhere

I know that you got your reasons to pack up your bags
But just remember the fun that you and I both had
I won't forget

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