Not For Everyone

by JUNK!

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1.
Here To Stay 04:11
I've made up my mind I'm here to stay
2.
Meredith 03:58
It’s seven in the morning, waiting in line But we’re drinkin’ sangria, so we don’t mind It’s early December, got the sunscreen on We’ll be throwing the Frisbee all weekend long Ooooh I hear there’s gonna be a party on Ring-A-Ding-Road We can meet at the Pink Flamingo, and we can have three of those Maybe we can get married under the arch of love Then we can ride the eye, so high up above Ooooh (There’s no place I’d rather be) MEREDITH Tonight’s line up is crazy, you can hear it from Sunset Strip We’ll lose our minds in the cinema, then jump around to the music in the mosh-pit My tent’s fallen over, my pillow’s blown away It don’t matter because we’re not gonna be sleeping anyway Ooooh (There’s no place I’d rather be) MEREDITH Kevin and Vanessa sleepin’ in the silence wedge After hungover Tai-Chi, the music starts again There’s some people getting’ naked under the big Red Tree But we can’t go home because I lost the keys Ooooh (There’s no place I’d rather be) MEREDITH
3.
8-BIT KILLAH 03:47
Yeah I’m the big bad boss at the end of the stage I got your pretty little princess locked up in my cage I been inserting my coins into her slot all night If you wanna win her back player, you have to fight Got a super special move the you cannot block And a weapon from the future that you can’t unlock So throw your little fireballs till the time runs out Then I’ll go back to your princess for a bonus round If you can’t play this game then get the fuck out of the way get the fuck out of the way get the fuck out of the way Cos I’m the old school analogue 8-bit killer living in your arcade in your arcade I will devour your cherry when I enter your maze And I will eat through your walls to get to the next stage I can hear the ghosts creeping up from behind me Take a power pill, and now they’re all inside me I’m an electro-mechanical coin operated Missile commander space invader I will travel back in time to before you were born And I will vaporize your mother so you cannot respawn Now it don’t matter if you’re PAL or NTSC Cos I can make you disappear on any difficulty Your top score’s not even close to my high score Put your coins away boy, what the hell are you playing for? If you can’t play this game then get the fuck out of the way get the fuck out of the way get the fuck out of the way Cos I’m the old school analogue 8-bit killer living in your arcade in your arcade All the cyber bitches find me very magnetic They turning on my hard drive and toggling my joystick Dropping multiballs all over princess peach And Zelda loves it when I blow in her cartridge Input ouput with Sonya Blade Even Chun Li needs my upgrade I am programmed for hacking into Lara Croft I’m the winning machine that you cannot switch off So many powerups that you cannot compete When I am through with you you will be obsolete Victory’s the only mode that I know So when you come online, you better bring a cheat code If you can’t play this game then get the fuck out of the way get the fuck out of the way get the fuck out of the way Cos I’m the old school analogue 8-bit killer living in your arcade in your arcade If you can’t play this game then get the fuck out of the way get the fuck out of the way get the fuck out of the way Cos I’m the old school analogue 8-bit killer living in your arcade in your arcade
4.
I watch the hours go by I haven’t seen blue sky In five long days And my pale white skin under the fluorescent light reminds me that I’m not ok I’m staring into a blank screen Is this really all there is? What I want is just a little different To coffees and coloured ties I love the people here But they live to work its clear They need a holiday And the scheduled conferences Are about agendas that I don’t give a fuck about I’m staring into a blank screen Is this really all there is? What I want is just a little different To coffees and coloured ties I watch the hours go by I haven’t seen blue sky In five long days And my pale white skin under the fluorescent light reminds me that I’m not ok I’M DOING IT I was watching Rage one night in bed When a crazy thought popped in my head Iggy Pop looked so damn cool I figured I could do that too And it was time to try out something new I will start a rock star band A life of hotel rooms and screaming fans Groupies giving blowjobs on the tour bus While I’m counting the money and snorting the drugs And drinking beer till I throw up So on Monday at work I resigned Leaving the nine to five weekdays behind I grew my hair and I learned to sing So that all the girls have sex with me And I’ll be rich and famous you will see
5.
Thank you Honey this is a beautiful party You invited all my friends Good thinking We’re expecting You have nice legs Two is great but three is a crowd I’m tired, I’m wasted, I love you darling You are tearing me apart Lisa You’re my future wife Anything for princess You know what they say - love is blind I did not hit her, it’s not true, it’s bullshit, I did not hit her, I did not. Oh hi Mark. Don’t touch me motherfucker I’ll break every bone in your body I’m fed up with this world You little tramp, I gave you seven years of my life Everybody betray me It’s over God forgive me You’re just a chicken Cheep cheep Hi doggy You are tearing me apart Lisa You’re my future wife Anything for princess You know what they say - love is blind
6.
7.
Osaka 03:49
8.
A Million 03:45
Five dollars at the door, feet stickin to the floor Show your wrist, get a stamp, VB on tap It doesn’t matter if it’s Wednesday and I work the next day This is the bets way I can think of to be spending my pay To all the bands that inspired me I thank you for your energy Your live shows get me through the week And make my ears ring till I sleep Got my songs in your head, spread the word, tell a friend Posters up and down the street, come in early, sell cds You’re still here to sing along and jump around the dance floor Even though you’ve probably seen me twenty times before To all the friends who believe in me I thank you for your energy You’re the reason that JUNK! exists And you’re the reason I sweat like this Booking gigs, packing cars, loading in and out of bars Sitting down, drinking tea, spending time with me Running up and down the stairs with a big drum kit Always honest if you think a song sounds like shit To the girl that leaves with me Thank you for your energy You’ve helped me for so very long You even helped me write this song To all the bands that inspired me To all the friends who believe in me To the girl that leaves with me Thank you for your energy
9.
Scissor Sisters sing falsetto Michael Jackson sings falsetto All the Bee Gees sing falsetto And the Beach Boys sing falsetto The guys in Supertramp sing falsetto Prince and Outkast sing falsetto They might sound like girls, but its fun to do Come on join in, you might enjoy it too Beck and Mika sing falsetto MGMT sings falsetto Fine Young Cannibals sing falsetto Regurgitator sings falsetto John Frusciante sings falsetto Michael Patton sings falsetto People make fun cos we sing up high But just close your eyes and give it a try Weird Al Yankovic sings falsetto Adam Sandler sings falsetto Queen and Ween both sing falsetto And The Darkness sings falsetto Justin Timberlake sings falsetto and James Blunt sings in falsetto We all been singing it for so long That’s why I made a falsetto song SOLO Yeah I love to sing falsetto I just gotta sing falsetto Why can’t you let me sing falsetto Because I need to sing falsetto So won’t you help me sing falsetto Cos if I do not sing falsetto I couldn’t sing at all I’d have to play the drums And I would get some chick To sing all the songs
10.
“Hey” “Hey” “There’s something I been meaning to tell you” “Ok…” We been friends forever now I can’t believe how long it’s been Since you said you liked my Pearl Jam t-shirt back in ‘93 Doin everything together, we shared our first cigarette Then we swore together that we’d never touch those things again Do you remember when you were allowed to stay the night? And tell each other secrets while we hugged each other oh so tight I get a tear in my eye when I think of the fun that we have in the summertime You are so goofy and so gorgeous, I’m glad you are mine When you go away it’s like inside me there’s an empty hole But we talk every night on the phone until the day that you get home I know that you are into music too heavy for me And that you probably think the words in this song are mushy We’ve got our differences and disagreements here and there But when we fight there’s a passion there that shows me that you really care But we agree on all the things in life that really count Friendship and laughter and having fun is what life’s all about I know this song’s gonna make you puke But I’m so damn in love with you I’ve loved you for so very long That’s why I made this tacky song Take it or leave it, girl I am just putting it out there When we go to parties I can see the boys are watching you Even though it feels like you’re the only one that’s in the room You’ve had your boyfriends and I have had my fair share of girls But I must admit that watching you with them sometimes it hurts Now I know that you love the guys with muscles who are big and strong And I know that I don’t have any of those things going on But I can make you laugh and I will hold you when you’re feeling cold And when you’re drunk and stumbling I’ll be there to take you home I know this song’s gonna make you puke But I’m so damn in love with you I’ve loved you for so very long That’s why I made this tacky song Take it or leave it, girl I am just putting it out there B-B-Baby baby there’s something I must confess to you I wanna put my dick inside your mouth and give you all my glue I wanna roll you over and just pound that little ass of yours You’ve always been my friend but now I want you as my whore Lemme kiss you baby while I shove my fist into your clit And you can suck on my balls until I blow all over your tits Take it or leave it, girl I am just putting it out there “You still up for a movie on Tuesday?” “No!”
11.
Room filling, all drinking Nobody's thinking 'bout what happens in the morning PARTY Music louder, whiskey stronger Stay longer, delay the horror ALL NIGHT Stomach's churning, throat's burning I could spew at any second without warning FUCK ME Body's shakin', head's achin' Gatorade with eggs and bacon KILL ME When will I learn my lesson? Fuck you Hangover Demon I can't remember anything after We decided to mix scotch with the vodka SCOTCHKA And who's the genius who thought it was hilarious To draw a picture on my forehead of a penis? AND BALLS I can't eat, can't sleep, can't concentrate I fell over in the shower cos I can's stand straight All this gas from my ass is making me sick And there's a taste in my mouth like I been suckin' a dick I think the only thing that's really gonna help me along Is a lot of paracetamol and hair of the dog Now I know I shouldn't put myself through all this pain, But I know I'm gonna do it again and again and again When will I learn my lesson? Fuck you Hangover Demon {VIOLENT SPEWING}
12.
Everything enveloped Boxed up, catastrophe Heartbeat microphoned Welling up inside of me There is no suitcase Only empty beer glasses If hurting me was a race Then you sure damn ran the fastest Shattered bones Switching sides In between I got recasted Who know how many minds It was fun while it lasted The battles that we fought We knew when it mattered All the time gone to waste It was fun while it lasted Long days in bed You would call just to say hello It's easy to forget Driving 'round with the radio When you say hear me Unloading, defragging When you say watch me Unravelling, panicking Shattered bones Switching sides In between I got recasted Who know how many minds It was fun while it lasted The battles that we fought We knew when it mattered All the time gone to waste It was fun while it lasted Hot feet on the road Am I supposed to chase you? See that safety net implode I wish I knew your latitude

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JUNK's 2nd album was pieced together over the course of 5 years while living in Indonesia, Japan, Korea and Hong Kong. This album marks JUNK's transition from tinkering in his bedroom in nothing but his underpants, to performing in packed live-houses throughout Asia... occasionally in nothing but his underpants.

Includes a documentary video about how this album was made!

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released August 11, 2015

Glen Lloyd - Music
Peter King - Guitar on 'Meredith', 'Coffees and Coloured Ties', 'Ode to Falsetto', 'Hangover Demon', 'It Was Fun While it Lasted', 'The Ballad of Tommy Wiseau' and bass on 'It Was Fun While it Lasted'
Kaz Sieger - Keys on 'The Ballad of Tommy Wiseau'
Paul Batty - Bass on 'The Ballad of Tommy Wiseau'
Christelle Davis - Lyrics for 'It Was Fun While it Lasted'

Vocals on 'Ode to Falsetto':
Moldy Cemeng
Christelle Davis
Alexia Hagialas
Hailey Petrick
Lucy Ehrenclou
Sarah Roberts

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