Not For Everyone LP

by JUNK!

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about

JUNK's 2nd album was pieced together over the course of 5 years while living in Indonesia, Japan, Korea and Hong Kong. This album marks JUNK's transition from tinkering in his bedroom in nothing but his underpants, to performing in packed live-houses throughout Asia... occasionally in nothing but his underpants.

Includes a documentary video about how this album was made!

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released August 11, 2015

Glen Lloyd - Music
Peter King - Guitar on 'Meredith', 'Coffees and Coloured Ties', 'Ode to Falsetto', 'Hangover Demon', 'It Was Fun While it Lasted', 'The Ballad of Tommy Wiseau' and bass on 'It Was Fun While it Lasted'
Kaz Sieger - Keys on 'The Ballad of Tommy Wiseau'
Paul Batty - Bass on 'The Ballad of Tommy Wiseau'
Christelle Davis - Lyrics for 'It Was Fun While it Lasted'

Vocals on 'Ode to Falsetto':
Moldy Cemeng
Christelle Davis
Alexia Hagialas
Hailey Petrick
Lucy Ehrenclou
Sarah Roberts

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JUNK! is an audio-visual show like you’ve never seen before.
Seeing JUNK! is not like seeing any other band - it is a piece of performance art.

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Track Name: Here To Stay
I've made up my mind

I'm here to stay
Track Name: Meredith
It’s seven in the morning, waiting in line
But we’re drinkin’ sangria, so we don’t mind
It’s early December, got the sunscreen on
We’ll be throwing the Frisbee all weekend long

Ooooh

I hear there’s gonna be a party on Ring-A-Ding-Road
We can meet at the Pink Flamingo, and we can have three of those
Maybe we can get married under the arch of love
Then we can ride the eye, so high up above

Ooooh
(There’s no place I’d rather be)
MEREDITH

Tonight’s line up is crazy, you can hear it from Sunset Strip
We’ll lose our minds in the cinema, then jump around to the music in the mosh-pit
My tent’s fallen over, my pillow’s blown away
It don’t matter because we’re not gonna be sleeping anyway

Ooooh
(There’s no place I’d rather be)
MEREDITH

Kevin and Vanessa sleepin’ in the silence wedge
After hungover Tai-Chi, the music starts again
There’s some people getting’ naked under the big Red Tree
But we can’t go home because I lost the keys

Ooooh
(There’s no place I’d rather be)
MEREDITH
Track Name: 8-BIT KILLAH
Yeah I’m the big bad boss at the end of the stage
I got your pretty little princess locked up in my cage
I been inserting my coins into her slot all night
If you wanna win her back player, you have to fight

Got a super special move the you cannot block
And a weapon from the future that you can’t unlock
So throw your little fireballs till the time runs out
Then I’ll go back to your princess for a bonus round

If you can’t play this game then get the fuck out of the way
get the fuck out of the way
get the fuck out of the way
Cos I’m the old school analogue 8-bit killer living in your arcade
in your arcade

I will devour your cherry when I enter your maze
And I will eat through your walls to get to the next stage
I can hear the ghosts creeping up from behind me
Take a power pill, and now they’re all inside me

I’m an electro-mechanical coin operated
Missile commander space invader
I will travel back in time to before you were born
And I will vaporize your mother so you cannot respawn

Now it don’t matter if you’re PAL or NTSC
Cos I can make you disappear on any difficulty
Your top score’s not even close to my high score
Put your coins away boy, what the hell are you playing for?

If you can’t play this game then get the fuck out of the way
get the fuck out of the way
get the fuck out of the way
Cos I’m the old school analogue 8-bit killer living in your arcade
in your arcade

All the cyber bitches find me very magnetic
They turning on my hard drive and toggling my joystick
Dropping multiballs all over princess peach
And Zelda loves it when I blow in her cartridge

Input ouput with Sonya Blade
Even Chun Li needs my upgrade
I am programmed for hacking into Lara Croft
I’m the winning machine that you cannot switch off

So many powerups that you cannot compete
When I am through with you you will be obsolete
Victory’s the only mode that I know
So when you come online, you better bring a cheat code

If you can’t play this game then get the fuck out of the way
get the fuck out of the way
get the fuck out of the way
Cos I’m the old school analogue 8-bit killer living in your arcade
in your arcade

If you can’t play this game then get the fuck out of the way
get the fuck out of the way
get the fuck out of the way
Cos I’m the old school analogue 8-bit killer living in your arcade
in your arcade
Track Name: Coffees and Coloured Ties
I watch the hours go by
I haven’t seen blue sky
In five long days

And my pale white skin
under the fluorescent light
reminds me that I’m not ok

I’m staring into a blank screen
Is this really all there is?
What I want is just a little different
To coffees and coloured ties

I love the people here
But they live to work its clear
They need a holiday

And the scheduled conferences
Are about agendas that
I don’t give a fuck about

I’m staring into a blank screen
Is this really all there is?
What I want is just a little different
To coffees and coloured ties

I watch the hours go by
I haven’t seen blue sky
In five long days

And my pale white skin
under the fluorescent light
reminds me that I’m not ok

I’M DOING IT

I was watching Rage one night in bed
When a crazy thought popped in my head
Iggy Pop looked so damn cool
I figured I could do that too
And it was time to try out something new

I will start a rock star band
A life of hotel rooms and screaming fans
Groupies giving blowjobs on the tour bus
While I’m counting the money and snorting the drugs
And drinking beer till I throw up

So on Monday at work I resigned
Leaving the nine to five weekdays behind
I grew my hair and I learned to sing
So that all the girls have sex with me
And I’ll be rich and famous you will see
Track Name: The Ballad of Tommy Wiseau
Thank you Honey
this is a beautiful party
You invited all my friends
Good thinking We’re expecting

You have nice legs
Two is great but three is a crowd
I’m tired, I’m wasted,
I love you darling

You are tearing me apart
Lisa You’re my future wife
Anything for princess
You know what they say - love is blind

I did not hit her,
it’s not true, it’s bullshit,
I did not hit her,
I did not. Oh hi Mark.

Don’t touch me motherfucker
I’ll break every bone in your body
I’m fed up with this world
You little tramp, I gave you seven years of my life

Everybody betray me
It’s over God forgive me
You’re just a chicken
Cheep cheep Hi doggy

You are tearing me apart
Lisa You’re my future wife
Anything for princess
You know what they say - love is blind
Track Name: A Million
Five dollars at the door, feet stickin to the floor
Show your wrist, get a stamp, VB on tap
It doesn’t matter if it’s Wednesday and I work the next day
This is the bets way I can think of to be spending my pay

To all the bands that inspired me
I thank you for your energy
Your live shows get me through the week
And make my ears ring till I sleep

Got my songs in your head, spread the word, tell a friend
Posters up and down the street, come in early, sell cds
You’re still here to sing along and jump around the dance floor
Even though you’ve probably seen me twenty times before

To all the friends who believe in me
I thank you for your energy
You’re the reason that JUNK! exists
And you’re the reason I sweat like this

Booking gigs, packing cars, loading in and out of bars
Sitting down, drinking tea, spending time with me
Running up and down the stairs with a big drum kit
Always honest if you think a song sounds like shit

To the girl that leaves with me
Thank you for your energy
You’ve helped me for so very long
You even helped me write this song

To all the bands that inspired me
To all the friends who believe in me
To the girl that leaves with me
Thank you for your energy
Track Name: Ode to Falsetto
Scissor Sisters sing falsetto
Michael Jackson sings falsetto
All the Bee Gees sing falsetto
And the Beach Boys sing falsetto
The guys in Supertramp sing falsetto
Prince and Outkast sing falsetto

They might sound like girls, but its fun to do
Come on join in, you might enjoy it too

Beck and Mika sing falsetto
MGMT sings falsetto
Fine Young Cannibals sing falsetto
Regurgitator sings falsetto
John Frusciante sings falsetto
Michael Patton sings falsetto

People make fun cos we sing up high
But just close your eyes and give it a try

Weird Al Yankovic sings falsetto
Adam Sandler sings falsetto
Queen and Ween both sing falsetto
And The Darkness sings falsetto
Justin Timberlake sings falsetto
and James Blunt sings in falsetto

We all been singing it for so long
That’s why I made a falsetto song

SOLO

Yeah I love to sing falsetto
I just gotta sing falsetto
Why can’t you let me sing falsetto
Because I need to sing falsetto
So won’t you help me sing falsetto
Cos if I do not sing falsetto

I couldn’t sing at all
I’d have to play the drums
And I would get some chick
To sing all the songs
Track Name: Putting it Out There
“Hey”
“Hey”
“There’s something I been meaning to tell you”
“Ok…”

We been friends forever now I can’t believe how long it’s been
Since you said you liked my Pearl Jam t-shirt back in ‘93
Doin everything together, we shared our first cigarette
Then we swore together that we’d never touch those things again
Do you remember when you were allowed to stay the night?
And tell each other secrets while we hugged each other oh so tight
I get a tear in my eye when I think of the fun that we have in the summertime
You are so goofy and so gorgeous, I’m glad you are mine

When you go away it’s like inside me there’s an empty hole
But we talk every night on the phone until the day that you get home
I know that you are into music too heavy for me
And that you probably think the words in this song are mushy
We’ve got our differences and disagreements here and there
But when we fight there’s a passion there that shows me that you really care
But we agree on all the things in life that really count
Friendship and laughter and having fun is what life’s all about

I know this song’s gonna make you puke
But I’m so damn in love with you
I’ve loved you for so very long
That’s why I made this tacky song

Take it or leave it, girl
I am just putting it out there

When we go to parties I can see the boys are watching you
Even though it feels like you’re the only one that’s in the room
You’ve had your boyfriends and I have had my fair share of girls
But I must admit that watching you with them sometimes it hurts
Now I know that you love the guys with muscles who are big and strong
And I know that I don’t have any of those things going on
But I can make you laugh and I will hold you when you’re feeling cold
And when you’re drunk and stumbling I’ll be there to take you home

I know this song’s gonna make you puke
But I’m so damn in love with you
I’ve loved you for so very long
That’s why I made this tacky song


Take it or leave it, girl
I am just putting it out there

B-B-Baby baby there’s something I must confess to you
I wanna put my dick inside your mouth and give you all my glue
I wanna roll you over and just pound that little ass of yours
You’ve always been my friend but now I want you as my whore
Lemme kiss you baby while I shove my fist into your clit
And you can suck on my balls until I blow all over your tits

Take it or leave it, girl
I am just putting it out there

“You still up for a movie on Tuesday?”
“No!”
Track Name: Hangover Demon
Room filling, all drinking
Nobody's thinking 'bout what happens in the morning
PARTY
Music louder, whiskey stronger
Stay longer, delay the horror
ALL NIGHT

Stomach's churning, throat's burning
I could spew at any second without warning
FUCK ME
Body's shakin', head's achin'
Gatorade with eggs and bacon
KILL ME

When will I learn my lesson?
Fuck you Hangover Demon

I can't remember anything after
We decided to mix scotch with the vodka
SCOTCHKA
And who's the genius who thought it was hilarious
To draw a picture on my forehead of a penis?
AND BALLS

I can't eat, can't sleep, can't concentrate
I fell over in the shower cos I can's stand straight
All this gas from my ass is making me sick
And there's a taste in my mouth like I been suckin' a dick

I think the only thing that's really gonna help me along
Is a lot of paracetamol and hair of the dog
Now I know I shouldn't put myself through all this pain,
But I know I'm gonna do it again and again and again

When will I learn my lesson?
Fuck you Hangover Demon

{VIOLENT SPEWING}
Track Name: It was Fun While it Lasted
Everything enveloped
Boxed up, catastrophe
Heartbeat microphoned
Welling up inside of me

There is no suitcase
Only empty beer glasses
If hurting me was a race
Then you sure damn ran the fastest

Shattered bones
Switching sides
In between I got recasted
Who know how many minds
It was fun while it lasted

The battles that we fought
We knew when it mattered
All the time gone to waste
It was fun while it lasted

Long days in bed
You would call just to say hello
It's easy to forget
Driving 'round with the radio

When you say hear me
Unloading, defragging
When you say watch me
Unravelling, panicking

Shattered bones
Switching sides
In between I got recasted
Who know how many minds
It was fun while it lasted

The battles that we fought
We knew when it mattered
All the time gone to waste
It was fun while it lasted

Hot feet on the road
Am I supposed to chase you?
See that safety net implode
I wish I knew your latitude