1. |
Blue Mask Blues
01:36
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the subways crowded
I try to squeeze in
look like an asshole
cos they can't see that i'm smiling
it's extra smelly
I think I know why
people are farting cos they don't think we can smell them through our
blue mask blues
I got them blue mask blues
I got my wallet
I got my phone
I got my keys
so I am walking out my door
put on my headphones
turn up the track
but then I realise
forgot my fucking mask
I got them blue mask blues
yes we all got them blue mask blues
can't run
cant breathe
can't kiss can't hug can't sing
I know I need it but I don't got to like
its a necessary evil that we just have to put up with through these
blue mask blues
yeah we got them blue mask blues
don't be a dickhead please stay safe
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2. |
ZOOM BOMB!
01:22
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I was conducting my first online lecture
n the topic of astrophysics
the technical department setup the class
so they could all see it
Then it came to my attention
there was a student I didn't recognise
he was watching quite intently
with a strange look in his eyes
I continued on the topic
of the moons surrounding Venus
then he unbuttoned his trousers
and showed us his penis
ZOOM BOMB!
ZOOM BOMB!
I was finally on the call
with the whole extended family
after 45 long minutes
of help from my son Stanley
But it came to my attention
a nephew I didn't recognise
maybe just my memory failing,
I wouldn't be surprised
We all caught up and laughed
about the stories shared between us
then the young man
stood up and showed us his penis
ZOOM BOMB!
ZOOM BOMB!
So I was zooming with some boys
who I chat with on my phone
I met them through a dating app
cos I don't wanna feel alone
one guy was super into me
he wanted us to meet
he told me I looked so cute
I said aww you're really sweet
He asked me if I could feel
the chemistry between us
I giggled like a school girl
and showed him my penis
ZOOM BOMB!
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3. |
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It's been
6 months since the quarantine began
And I've been letting myself go
Dirty clothes are on the floor
My beard's so thick you can't see my face
My wife hate's it and she cries
But she's not allowed outside
Oh I have become a filthy man
Oh yes I have
Oh I have become a filthy man
It's been
4 months since I've exercised my body
I now weigh 10 kilos more
My pants don't fit me anymore
Yes I ran out of breath standing up and
walking to my fridge
But it was worth my sweat and tears
For a refill of my beer
Oh I have become a filthy man
Oh yes I have
Oh I have become a filthy man
It's been
3 months since I'm drinking every day
My daughter says that my breath stinks
I haven't played with her in weeks
It's not my fault they deliver it
straight to my front door
My friends don't call me anymore
I'm just here lying on the floor
Because I
I
Oh I
Yes I have become a filthy man
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4. |
Some Time To Myself
02:15
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I'm growing those herbs
I'm baking that bread
I'm reading the books
That I haven't yet read
I'm binging the cringe
That my friends all suggest
Like that Tiger King show
But Too Hot to Handle's the best
I'm playing the games
I've wanted to play
Solved 1,000 piece
jigsaw puzzles each day
Some people complain
That they're bored in their homes
But this suits me just fine
We all need some time alone
Some folks are outgoing
While others are shy
Some people need contact
With others outside
But this quarantine business
is perfect for me
Cos I've got a dirty
little secret, you see
One week before lockdown
Is when it began
The old lady came home
and she was at it again
She nagged and she nagged
And I tried really hard
But I finally snapped
Now she's buried in the backyard
No-one's been around
So no-one suspects
That my dear old Lucy
Is under the deck
So I put on my gown
A new book from the shelf
And I sit on the couch
And enjoy some time to myself
Some time to myself
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